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Joke of the Day

"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."

"Hearthstone's TGT Decks are live! Log In and Play!"

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"

"How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."

"How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam."

"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."

"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus."