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Joke of the Day

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."

"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"

"I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams."

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? Pork and beans"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve vegetables!"" The mushroom responds, ""But I'm a fungi!!"""

"If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do."