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Joke of the Day

"I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams."

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"

"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."

"What do delinquent shapes get up to? Shenanigons"

"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."

"If your dog has weird unsightly nipples, it's OK to throw 3 or 4 little bras on it."

"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."

"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."

"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."

"I found a pot of gold today... Au yeah"