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Joke of the Day

"Kleptomaniac, frustrated Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke ""why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?"" He couldn't take a joke."

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"I'm tired of women touching and playing with it but no one wants to blow it. Damn vuvuzelas!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"We are happily married She's happy, and I am married!"

"Looks like coke Tastes like coke, smells like AHHHHWHATAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFE"

"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""

"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."

"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"

"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"