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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
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"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."
"Have you noticed that the ""&"" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?"
"When my roommate won't wash the dishes I always leave a note'hey please do the dishes, because I will wash one knife & use it in your sleep'"
"What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook."
"You know that you're not a child anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch."
"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."
"a piece of me is missing. I guess that I should stop asking people if they want a piece of me."
"Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body"
"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"