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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap."

"A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"There was once a conservative redditor"

"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."

"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"

"Why are Muslims so good at driving at night? Because that's when they brake fast."

"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"

"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"