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Joke of the Day

"People who write ""loosing"" when they mean ""losing"" need to get loost."

"What's the real reason old men take Viagra? So they don't roll out of bed!"

"My new cooking show, ""Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food"" premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind. Be there!"

"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."

"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"

"What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vender ? Make me one with everything"

"Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because... ... They shot and killed it."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

"What is it called when Batman skips church? .....Christian Bale."