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Joke of the Day
"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"
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"Guy is taking a super loud dump in the toy. So I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"" I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"""
"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"
"Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me."
"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."
"Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!"
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"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."
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"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"