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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"
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"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"
"How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix? One? I say one."
"It smells like up-dog in here."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"
"""As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is... Linda, where is everyone?"" ""They all called to say they're running late"""
"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."
"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."
"This morning, my son farted in church I made him sit in his own pew."
"Programmers How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem."