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Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to embarrass me because once the door opens on you while you're pooping on an amtrak train, you become untouchable"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"

"Why did the Irishman eat only two hundred and thirty-nine beans? Because eating one more would have been two-farty."

"What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun? One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife."

"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."

"When did razors get so expensive? Three more payments and I'll be able to shave"

"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."