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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun? One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife."

"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."

"What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it."

"Q. Why do blondes smile when it's lightning? A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken."

"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"

"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"

"What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles"