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Joke of the Day

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds."

"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"

"How does a Jew calculate his escape path? Wind velocity times chimney height."

"Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb? Many hands make light work."

"The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."

"The teacher asked little Timmy why he brought his cat to school... He replied crying ""Because I heard daddy tell mommy that he was gonna eat that pussy when Timmy leaves for school today!"""

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"

"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."

"What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship? The crews got marooned"