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Joke of the Day

"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."

"Confuse the cable guy when he finally shows up at your house by telling him he'll have to wait outside until your favorite TV show is over."

"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""

"I'm only drinking two beers. Because I have self control and two beers"

"I hate when my wife says her friend at work ""got flowers again today"" and I have to kill that chick's husband."

"Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut."

"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."

"I'm having one of those days where nothing seems to be going write."

"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit..."