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Joke of the Day

"I hate when my wife says her friend at work ""got flowers again today"" and I have to kill that chick's husband."

"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."

"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."

"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling."

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."

"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"

"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into twitter."

"What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !"

"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."

"I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls."