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Joke of the Day

"Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut."

"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."

"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"

"What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself."

"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care!"

"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."

"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."

"Companies should use chromosomes in advertising Because sex cells."

"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."