200870
Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."
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"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"
"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."
"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"
"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent."
"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""
"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."
"Mum why am i getting my Christmas present in August? Because its cheaper than chemo."
"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"