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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."
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"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"People say I'm too condescending. (That means I talk down to them)"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? ...right where you put it."
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Crossfitting"
"I can still blame my unhealthy eating on ""the holidays"", right? President's Day is coming up."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog."
"What fuels electronics but drains a relationship? Battery"
"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"