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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."

"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"

"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"

"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."

"The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car."

"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."

"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"

"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."