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Joke of the Day

"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."

"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."

"This guy's shirt said 'blink if you want me' and now my eyes are watering and I need to close them but ohmygod you guys I DO NOT WANT HIM"

"If I say ""Someone else's God"", Then say ""Dammit"" Is it still a sin ?"

"What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety."

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."

"[At supermarket] ""Excuse me do you work here?"" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job"

"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he cums once a year."