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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery."
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"What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech? Wow, that was quite a mouthful."
"What do you call a woman that has a penis. Pregnant. With a boy. (Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwuaahh)"
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""
"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."
"I don't take my shirts to the dry cleaners. If I want to look sharp, I pay the iron price."
"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"
"I like my ex's like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket. He looked me dead in the eye and said. ""Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"""