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Joke of the Day
"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."
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"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
"Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer Division"
"If you love something, set it free. If it scurries up a wall, spins a web, & eats insects, it was probably a beagle or hound of some sort."
"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"
"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."
"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."
"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""