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Joke of the Day

"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."

"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."

"So I used to sleep on my carpet... I'd have to say, it was a pretty flooring experience."

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."

"I should've listened to my dad. Friend: What did he say? Me: How the fuck would I know? I didn't listen."

"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."

"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""

"Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."