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Joke of the Day

"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."

"What do you call someone who drinks too much water? An aquaholic..."

"My friends tell me that cooking is easy but it's not easier than not cooking."

"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"

"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."