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Joke of the Day

"[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal? Both feel bad as adult, if you're forced as a child"

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."

"Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*"

"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"

"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."

"What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation."

"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ...I've got Alzheimers, cheese on toast"