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Joke of the Day
"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."
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"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""