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Joke of the Day
"How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus? They came in like a wrecking ball."
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"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go ""Aaaaaargh"" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in."
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