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Joke of the Day

"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"

"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."

"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""

"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory... All I did was take a day off."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."

"How do you kill 20 flies? Slap an african in the face"

"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"

"What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket snatches watches."