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Joke of the Day

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"I bet when slutty girls get cremated instead of ashes the family just gets an urn full of glitter."

"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"

"So is my call important to you or will it be answered in the order it was received? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore"

"How do You find the worst joke of the internet? You reddit."

"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

"Born to be mild."