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Joke of the Day

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"Bill:""My homework is really difficult tonight I've to write an essay on an elephant.""? Bert:""Well for a start your going to need a big ladder.."""

"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."

"What does daenerys give to tyrion? A hand job"

"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."

"What's the worst thing about a September harvest? Finding a plane in your field."

"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."

"Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight? Because they're lossless."

"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"