154425
Joke of the Day
"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."
Next Joke
"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"
"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."
"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."
"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"Why did the condom hit the wall? It was pissed off."