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"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."
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"My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai."
"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."