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Joke of the Day

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ...I've got Alzheimers, cheese on toast"

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."

"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."

"Why did the Frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the Chicken."

"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a paper towl on his head.... Bartender goes ""Hey buddy whats with the paper towl on your head?"" The Pirate replies ""Arrr I got a bounty on me head."""

"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."

"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"

"What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo"

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"