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Joke of the Day

"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"

"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"

"Cop: ""Any idea why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""you've got a fat guy fetish?"" Cop: ..."

"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... Fur Traders"

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth... ...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me."