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Joke of the Day

"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."

"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."

"How to seduce a fat person? Piece of cake"

"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."

"Vladimir Putin was recently late to a meeting He was really Russian"

"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."

"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."

"About to start a new job as a pizza delivery driver, any tips?"

"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"

"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"