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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"
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"Do you know ... Do you know what girls say to guys with big dicks....... **I do...**"
"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."
"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."
"Ever look in the fridge and be disappointed that all there is for supper is leftover pizza and beer? Yeah, me neither..."
"NY Friend: ""You're in LA, you don't have to shovel anything!"" Me: ""Yeah? These heaps of broken dreams wont get off the sidewalk themselves."""
"Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I've never looked at a picture of someone's dinner and thought, ""If only I could hear this."""
"Shortest One-Liner ever Dwarf shortage"
"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."