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Joke of the Day

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"People who comment alternate punchlines can just fuck off like do they not realize how not funny it sounds after reading the original joke (okay come at me)"

"I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other."

"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"So it's world Philosophy day today and I was trying to think of something deep to say... The best I could come up with was lagoon."

"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"What do you call a fat man trying out a new tempurpedic mattress? The great depression"

"Why didn't the witch wear panties.... So she could grip the broom better."

"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"