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Joke of the Day
"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."
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"Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews? In the atmosphere."
"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"
"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"
"Did you hear about the shy masturbating turtle? he really came out of his shell"
"Harambe walks into a bar. Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"""Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster."""