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Joke of the Day

"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."

"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"

"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."

"Most of the 1990s was spent staring at a cool light display on an Aiwa stereo."

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"

"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"

"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."

"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."

"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."