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Joke of the Day
"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."
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"I tried to use ""MyDick"" as my Netflix password... ...Netflix told me ""not long enough."""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"
"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("
"Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. *knock* *knock* Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"
"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"
"What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider? A Neo Hotzi"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."