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Joke of the Day

"I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke"

"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."

"What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? A cannibal."

"My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves."

"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"

"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."

"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."