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Joke of the Day

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."

"Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."

"""So, why do you want to be a doctor?"" Because I can never be patient."

"I consider myself a practical gentleman. That's why I masturbate in the shower. The cleanup is a breeze. The only trouble is keeping my laptop dry. That's why I bring the umbrella."

"Before kids: I'd choose going blind over going deaf. After kids: Deaf! I wanna be deaf!"

"Goodnight sweet prince"