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Joke of the Day
"Biology: The science of writing awesome bios."
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"Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush."
"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."
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"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."
"What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain? Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle."
"The hot chick I hooked up with last night must be a Berny Sanders fan... Because when I went to go pee, I could feel the burn."