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Joke of the Day

"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"

"What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a garth brooks concert."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"""Dean, what do you think is a reasonable price point for a chocolate cake?"" ""Good question, Deluca. I'm gonna say $95."""

"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?"" Officer, ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""

"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."

"Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."