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Joke of the Day

"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."

"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"one time a friend asked me ""how are you still single?!"" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head"

"What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety."

"[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] ""Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"""

"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "

"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."