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Joke of the Day
"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."
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"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're usually plugged into a know-it-all."
"""Why is there sweat on my handbag?"" ""Calm down, it's just a little pursepiration."""
"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""
"Maybe raccoons aren't really digging through trash for food, Maybe they're just looking for something to remove their eye shadow."
"How do you know a girl is into you? Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't."
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."
"The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!"
"My friend told me what the Mile High Club was the other day But honestly, I don't give a flying fuck."
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."