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Joke of the Day

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"

"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."

"i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash"

"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"Did you download the new Jewber app? It doesn't allow you to tip"

"Ever heard the joke about the airplane? Never mind, it just flew over your head."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women..."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."