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Joke of the Day
"What's black & blue covered with blood? The 12 year old in my trunk that faught back!!"
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"Me: It actually takes light around 8 minutes to travel from the Sun to Earth. Her: Umm light is instant. Everyone knows that. Me: Go home."
"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"
"Why did the fly fly ?"
"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"
"Whip cream bikinis are cool but please don't wear chicken gravy again. That's just wrong."
"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."
"What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted? Aw-burn!"
"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."
"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"