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Joke of the Day

"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"

"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."

"Movie critics have said some negative things about the new movie Jobs... I guess Ashton Kutcher didn't do a good Jobs."

"I had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!"

"How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with ""let's just say""."

"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"

"Educated Twitter about to come and differentiate for us between an earthquake and tremor. We don't care...as long as there is shaking."

"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""

"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."

"Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants."