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Joke of the Day

"Whip cream bikinis are cool but please don't wear chicken gravy again. That's just wrong."

"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""

"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"

"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"

"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""

"Where do guys go when they want to get their penis sized and fitted? The Cocktailor."

"What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."

"GENIE: u have 3 wishes ME: give Taylor Swift 1 extra ear GENIE: k ME: a blue one GENIE: righto ME: now make Kanye hear out of it GENIE: dude"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."