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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fly fly ?"

"At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator."

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"A girl tells a guy that she can't get pregnant... ...turns out that he wasn't lying."

"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"

"What's your favorite medical joke? I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous ""doctor joke"" thread, and need some fresh material!"

"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."

"So a lumber jack was severely injured this evening... It was quite the accident."

"I'm surprised Trump ran as a Republican I thought he was running as a joke"