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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted? Aw-burn!"
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"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
"Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know..."
"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."
"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"
"* during an interview * Interviewer: ""So how long were you employed in your last job?"" Candidate: ""I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."""
"Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes but it's a load of rubbish."