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Joke of the Day
"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"
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"sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings"
"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""
"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."
"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."
"Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality... Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review."
"[opens treasure chest & it's full of treasure] Me: whoa Friend: what is it? Me [slowly closing chest]: spiders"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."