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Joke of the Day

"sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings"

"WIFE: *filing for divorce* ME: Are you mad at me?"

"Are people with OCD upset that those letters aren't in alphabetical order?"

"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick in someones mouth."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get the Chinese Newspaper. Do you get it? . . . . . . . Me neither, I get the New York Times"