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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
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"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"
"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"
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"Happy Birthday to me. 27 years old... in Spice Girl years."
"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."