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Joke of the Day

"[opens treasure chest & it's full of treasure] Me: whoa Friend: what is it? Me [slowly closing chest]: spiders"

"I walked by a girl the other day who I swore had twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist I'd have tree fiddy"

"Knock, knock, Come in."

"Knock! Knock!"

"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"

"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."

"I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday."

"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."